

"He doesn't care if you're naughty or nice."
You'd better watch out - Santa Claus Willie T. Soke is coming to town, and he doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice. Wille's favorite holiday tradition is to fill his sacks with loot lifted from shopping malls across the country. But this year his plot gets derailed by a wisecracking store detective, a sexy bartender, and a kid who's convinced Willie is the real Santa Claus.
Willie

Marcus

Sue

The Kid

Lois

Hindustani Troublemaker

Milwaukee Mom with Photo

Bob Chipeska

Gin

Milwaukee Mother

Milwaukee Boy

Drum Set Girl
Milwaukee Bratty Kid
Milwaukee Security Guard

Milwaukee Bartender

Miami Bartender

Harrison

Big Booty Woman
Photo Elf
Nintendo Deer Hunter 3 Boy
Barbie Girl
Fraggle-Stick Boy

Skateboard Bully

Pinball Girl
Opal

Woman in Food Court
Shoplifter

Herb

Pedicurist

Prison Guard

Roger Merman

Pokemon Child
Watching Boy
Watching Boy
Phoenix Security Guard

Police Chief
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Grandma (uncredited)

Santa Instructor (uncredited)
