
"Shoulda. Coulda. Woulda."
A successful author is forced to confront an unrequited high school crush when he returns home to deliver a commencement address to graduating seniors. Shasta O'Neil, a sexy high school senior flirts with the visiting author and invites him to the prom.
Henry McCarthy

Scarlet Smith

Big Girl

Shasta O'Neil

Wino

Darcy Portola

Mrs. Leuchtenberger

Brad Nelson

Mrs. Smith

Mrs. McCarthy

Mr. McCarthy

Javier

Principal Marshall

Mr. O'Neil

Mrs. O'Neil
Officer Bird

Cop

Goth Girl

Jungle Journalist #1
Jungle Journalist #2

Goth Girl Singer
River Village Guard #1
River Village Guard #2
Student in Hallway

Party Kid

Nurse
Valedictorian

John John

Disc Jockey
Bookstore Employee
WRHS TV Host

Student Hollywood Reporter
Shasta's Boyfriend

Narrator
