The Two Missionaries

The Two Missionaries

The Two Missionaries

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The Two Missionaries

"Those trinity twins tangle with the twisted truth!"

1974

1h 29m

6.5(269 votes)

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Adventure

Comedy

Overview

Two missionaries come into conflict with the authorities when they turn their missionary into a parrot farm. The Bishop of Maracaibo calls them his 'black sheep' and the Monsignore has been called to check on their behavior. Like usual, our heroes help the poor to defend themselves and provoke some funny fist fights in the process.

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Cast & Crew

15 members

Acting

Terence Hill

Father / Padre J.

Terence Hill

Acting

Bud Spencer

Father / Padre Pedro De Leon

Bud Spencer

Acting

Jean-Pierre Aumont

Monsignor Delgado

Jean-Pierre Aumont

Acting

Robert Loggia

Marchese Alfonso Felipo Gonzaga

Robert Loggia

Acting

Mario Pilar

Menendez

No Image

Acting

Salvatore Basile

Monsignor Jimenez

Salvatore Basile

Acting

Maria Cumani Quasimodo

Marchesa Gonzaga

Maria Cumani Quasimodo

Acting

Jacques Herlin

Bischoph

Jacques Herlin

Acting

Mario Erpichini

Casino Owner

Mario Erpichini

Acting

Antonio Mendoza

Unknown Role

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Luigi Antonio Guerra

Unknown Role

Luigi Antonio Guerra

Acting

Lorenzo Piani

Unknown Role

Lorenzo Piani

Acting

Giancarlo Bastianoni

Menendez's Henchman #2 (uncredited)

Giancarlo Bastianoni

Acting

Riccardo Pizzuti

Menendez's Henchman #1 (uncredited)

Riccardo Pizzuti

Acting

Marcello Verziera

Menendez's Henchman #3 (uncredited)

Marcello Verziera

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