

"If you've got an ass...he'll kick it!"
A movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way he encounters some strange characters.
The Chosen One

Master Pain (Betty) (archive footage)

Young Master Pain

Ling (archive footage)

Wimp Lo (archive footage)

Dying Ling
Master Tang (archive footage)

Whoa

Father

Mother

Chew Fat Lip

Peasant Woman
Young Master Pain's Henchman

Henchman #2
Grilled Face Fighter

Boom Box Henchman
Masked Fighter

Stick Fighter #1

Stick Fighter #2

Stick Fighter #3

Stick Fighter #4
Lone Fighter

Gang Fighter #1

Gang Fighter #2

Gang Fighter #3

Gang Fighter #4

Gang Fighter #5

Gang Fighter with Hole in Stomach

Bikini Fighter
Martial Arts Master #1

Martial Arts Master #2
Martial Arts Master #3