An art dealer wants to buy a Modigliani, which is tattooed on the back of an old soldier.
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The people behind it
Jean Gabin
Comte Enguerand de Montignac,alias « Legrain »
Louis de Funès
Félicien Mézeray
Dominique Davray
Suzanne Mézeray
Paul Mercey
Maurice Pellot, entrepreneur
Yves Barsacq
le postier de Montignac
Henri Virlogeux
M. Dubois, le peintre
Hubert Deschamps
e Pr Mortemont, dermatologue
Jean-Pierre Darras
Lucien, facteur de Montignac
Patrick Préjean
Detective #1
Joe Warfield
Larsen, l’un des acheteurs américains du tatouage (celui qui parle bien français)
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