

"Sam Stone's wife has just been kidnapped... And he doesn't want her back!"
Sam Stone hates his wife Barbara so much that he wants her dead. He's ecstatic when she's taken by a duo of kidnappers who want $500,000 ransom in exchange for her life. Fully intending to ignore every one of the kidnappers' demands in the hopes that they do him a favor and murder her for him, the two confused kidnappers have to figure out how they're going get their money, and what they're going to do with the overbearing Barbara.
Sam Stone

Barbara Stone

Ken Kessler

Sandy Kessler

Carol Dodsworth

Earl James Mott

Chief Henry Benton

Lt. Bender

Lt. Walters

Bedroom Killer

Heavy Metal Kid

The Mugger

Loan Officer

Hooker in Car

Technician
Stereo Store Customer
Stereo Store Customer
Cop at Sam's House

Cop at Jail

Coroner
Cop with Killer Picture

Sam's Attorney

Arresting Cop
Social Worker
Secretary to Chief of Police

Judge

Waiter

Newscaster
Newscaster
Newscaster
Aerobic Instructor
Aerobic Instructor
Model
Elderly Woman
Newsreader (voice) (uncredited)
