

"All Singing! All Dancing! All Flesh Eating!"
Heading through Colorado Territory in search of gold and women, Alferd Packer and his group of bemused companions find themselves lost, starving and musically inspired by the obstacles they confront along the way, including a die-hard Confederate cyclops, a trio of surly trappers, a tribe of Japanese-speaking "Indians," and ultimately, each other.
Alferd Packer

James Humphries

George Noon

Shannon Bell
Isreal Swan
Indian Chief
Frenchy Cabazon
Polly Pry

Frank Miller

Noon Sr.

Judge Jerry
Black Cat
Guard #2
Liane
Mills
Drummer
O.D. Loutzenheiser/The Cyclops
Preston Nutter

Sheriff of Lake City
Tiny Tim/Baby Packer
Sheriff of Saguache
Piano Player
General Store Clerk
Guard #1
Voice of Doom
Tomato Thrower
Thug in Bar #1
Thug in Bar #2
Humphrey's Father
Junichi
Tomomi
Confused Guy

'Hang the Bastard' Dancer (uncredited)
Miner (uncredited)
Cow Bell Guy (uncredited)
Saloon Floozy (uncredited)
Woman Leaving Store (uncredited)
Miner (uncredited)
Miner (uncredited)
