COW

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COW

"When livestock... becomes killstock..."

2024

0h 8m

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Comedy

Science Fiction

Overview

A cargo-ship-piloting alien is on his usual livestock abduction route when an angry farmer sneaks aboard the ship disguised as a cow, with a burning desire for vengeance.

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University of North Carolina School of the Arts

Cast & Crew

3 members

Acting

Andrew Sykora

Gurk

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Acting

Craig Pearman

Farmer

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Directing

Jack Zatkowsky

Wife/Son (voice)

Jack Zatkowsky

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