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We Are the Hartmans

We Are the Hartmans

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We Are the Hartmans

"A comedy parable for our gentrified age."

2012

1h 23m

1.0(2 votes)

Comedy

Overview

When the owner of Hartman's Rock Club falls ill, his estranged family swoops into town to sell the club and collect the money. What they don't expect is a full-scale neighborhood rebellion by the eccentric musicians, drunks and drag queens that frequent the club.

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Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

Richard Chamberlain

Richard Chamberlain

Mr. Hartman

Ben Curtis

Jordan

Jennifer Restivo

Jennifer Restivo

Diana

Jonah Spear

Baxter

Audrey Sawaya

Pam

Joy Suprano

Joy Suprano

Morgan

Chris Cook

Chris Cook

Richard

Dylan Clements

Tyler

Brie Eley

Brie Eley

Layla

Charlie Plummer

Charlie Plummer

Young Jordan

Creative team

Directed by: Laura Newman
Written by: Peter Brash
Laura Newman
Produced by: Laura Newman
Jonah Spear

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