So You Want to Be a Detective

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So You Want to Be a Detective

1948

0h 11m

6.8(18 votes)

Comedy

Crime

Overview

Joe McDoakes imagines himself as a private detective on a murder case. Throughout the film, he spars verbally with narrator Art Gilmore.

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4 members

Acting

George O'Hanlon

Joe McDoakes (a.k.a. Phillip Snarlow)

Acting

Art Gilmore

Narrator (voice)

Acting

Lila Leeds

Veronica Vacuum (uncredited)

Acting

Kit Guard

Barroom Thug (uncredited)

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