Massage Parlor '73

Massage Parlor '73

Massage Parlor '73

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Massage Parlor '73

"Around the world, one massage parlor at a time!"

1972

1h 27m

2.7(6 votes)

Comedy

Overview

It’s love at first sight when a handsome journalist gets a massage from a beautiful masseuse. But when he discovers she’s left for a job in an unknown country, he sets off on an adventure that takes him around the globe, one massage parlor at a time!

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15 members

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Lukas Ammann

Maurice

Lukas Ammann

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Felix Franchy

Per

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Elisabeth Volkmann

Sonja

Elisabeth Volkmann

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Ingrid Steeger

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Ingrid Steeger

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Mai Ling Shan

Nipa

Mai Ling Shan

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Michel Jacot

Bronski

Michel Jacot

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Rosl Mayr

Helene Herz

Rosl Mayr

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Josef Moosholzer

Steuerfahnder

Josef Moosholzer

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Maria Raber

Claire

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Dagobert Walter

Mark

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Astrid Boner

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Astrid Boner

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Georgia Dillans

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Rainer Fischer

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Hasso Preiß

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Steve Wyatt

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