Tortoise & Hare

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Tortoise & Hare

2025

0h 10m

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Horror

Overview

In this darkly comedic twist on the Aesop fable, a down-on-his-luck Tortoise will stop at nothing to beat the arrogant, psychopathic Hare in a footrace.

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4 members

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Thomas Pearson

Tortoise

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Luke McGreevy

Hare

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Zach Haas

Snail

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David Catts

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