Teen Mary

Teen Mary

Teen Mary

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Teen Mary

2025

0h 20m

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Comedy

Overview

In Ancient Nazareth in the year Zero, a pregnant teenage girl (Mary) and her gay best friend (Joseph) must hatch a plan to save their lives when they discover they might get stoned to death for their sexual "sins". Their plan? They'll convince everyone that God made Mary pregnant with the new Messiah.

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Cast & Crew

6 members

Acting

Isabella Tagliati

Mary

Isabella Tagliati

Acting

Tarek Ziad

Joseph

Tarek Ziad

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Christian Vierling

Gabriel

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John Pope

Pontius

John Pope

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Maggie Wheeler

Annie Cohen

Maggie Wheeler

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John Rothman

Joachim Cohen

John Rothman

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