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The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie

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The Onion Movie

"America's Finest News Source."

2008

1h 20m

6.1(230 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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46 members

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Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Len Cariou

Acting

Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Steven Seagal

Acting

Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Larissa Laskin

Acting

Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Ken Takemoto

Acting

Don McManus

Dennis McCormick

Don McManus

Acting

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Acting

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed

Ahmed Ahmed

Acting

Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim

Brendan Fletcher

Acting

Daniel Dae Kim

Ivy Leaguer

Daniel Dae Kim

Acting

Meredith Baxter

Cooking Show Chef

Meredith Baxter

Acting

Jed Rees

Wizard Proteus

Jed Rees

Acting

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Acting

Ahmed B. Badran

Peruvian

No Image

Acting

Brian Powell

Typical Neighbor Husband

Brian Powell

Acting

Scott Klace

Kip Kendall

Scott Klace

Acting

Barbara Pilavin

Alzheimers Old Lady

Barbara Pilavin

Acting

Sandy Kenyon

Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

Sandy Kenyon

Acting

Orlando Seale

Producer

Orlando Seale

Acting

Erik Stolhanske

Producer

Erik Stolhanske

Acting

Sarah McElligott

Melissa Cherry

Sarah McElligott

Acting

Randy Oglesby

Surgeon General

Randy Oglesby

Acting

Kwame Boateng

Dibo

Kwame Boateng

Acting

Richard Fancy

Kenneth Garber

Richard Fancy

Acting

Alex Solowitz

The Masses

Alex Solowitz

Acting

Savannah Haske

Rapist Lisa

Savannah Haske

Acting

Rebecca Lowman

Rape Victim Julie

Rebecca Lowman

Acting

Jim Gleason

Steel Beam Architect

Jim Gleason

Acting

Michael Harney

Line-Up Detective

Michael Harney

Acting

Angel Cassidy

Porn Star

Angel Cassidy

Acting

Gauge

Porn Star

Gauge

Acting

Robert Hoffman

Lollipop Love Dancer

Robert Hoffman

Acting

Joel McHale

Office Worker

Joel McHale

Acting

Harry Shum Jr.

Lollipop Love Dancer

Harry Shum Jr.

Acting

Kevin Federline

Lollipop Love Dancer

Kevin Federline

Acting

Bo Barrett

Wigger Jim

Bo Barrett

Acting

Chrissy Metz

Heavy Girl

Chrissy Metz

Acting

Marshall Manesh

Announcer

Marshall Manesh

Acting

Greg Cipes

Hippie Diplomant

Greg Cipes

Acting

Nick Chinlund

Bryce Brand

Nick Chinlund

Acting

Jim Rash

Bryce's Manager

Jim Rash

Acting

Paul Scheer

Bates Computer Salesman Dirk

Paul Scheer

Acting

John Viener

Peen Out Guy

John Viener

Acting

Gedde Watanabe

James Nakatami

Gedde Watanabe

Acting

Chris Villa

Gay Guy

No Image

Acting

Michael Delaney

Gil Bates

Michael Delaney

Acting

Karen Miller

Cockpuncher Entourage

No Image

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