
"He's a brother who pales by comparison."
Derrick, a racially-confused Irishman raised in the hood by a black family is having the worst day ever. Determined to prove to his fed-up mother and would-be girlfriend that he's not a screw-up, he sets out to do one thing right (get some milk) and even that proves to be a challenge! Hilarious encounters with racist red-neck cops, local gangsters and 'flamboyant' pawn shop owners ensue, and along the way Derek shows that he can actually do things for others and maybe even get his own life together.
Derrick King
Floria

Inmate #1

Judge

Himself

Girl In The Car

Inmate #3
Clerk

Charles
Paula
Young Derrick
The Pimp

Loretha

Asian Driver

Darryl

Nilla

Police Officer

Police Officer

Ann

Cosmo

Jamal

Judge (uncredited)
Whiskers (uncredited)

Cop (uncredited)

Man in Jail (uncredited)
Derrick's Father
Paraplegic Inmate

Uncle Deion

Shaquan

Kim

Militant Leader

Tiki

Large Jaw Guy in Jail

T-Rex
T.K.

Dream Girl
Jesse