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Witless Protection

Witless Protection

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2008
1h 37m
4.4(85 votes)
Comedy
Action
Adventure
Crime

Overview

When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.

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Parallel Entertainment Pictures

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