
Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning begins with Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart shipwrecked on the 21st century Earth with his crew. Originally from the distant future, Pirk and his crew traveled back in time to save the Earth from hostile aliens, but lost their ship and became stranded. Pirk's daily routine consists mainly of stuffing his face at the local fast food restaurant, and he is finding it difficult to convince the ladies he is, in fact, an intergalactic space hero from the future. As the prospects for humanity's conquest of space look increasingly bleaker, Pirk comes up with a questionable plan to save mankind's future...
Emperor James B. Pirk
Captain Joni K. Sherrypie
Commander Dwarf

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P Union science officer

Sergei Fukov/Festerbester
P Union scientist
Lt Whip
Chief of Security Mikhail Garybrandy

Girl in Hamburger Restaurant
Boyfriend
Member of Gang
Jeff Cochbrane
Talok

Guard at research station
Vladimir
Anatoli
Pirk's adjutant
President Uljanov

Propaganda Film Narrator/Voice of Flush/Carlo's Sex Line
Lt. Fubar
Lt. Twinklemagnet
Lt. Makarov
Capt. Hayday
Helpful Captain
Ambassador Flush
Cmdr. Susannah Ivanovitsa
B-13 Bridge Officer
B-13 Bridge Officer
Scottish Engineer
Ensign Newbie
P-Fleet Party Animal
P-Fleet Soldier at B-13 C&C
B-13 Security Team Lieutenant
Capt. Giddyup
Psi-Corps Officer
Light Ball Loader
Gunner on the Excavator
Igor - Adjutant
P-Fleet Captain
P-Fleet Recruit
P-fleet soldier
B-13 Combatant
P-Fleet Recruit
Earth Soldier (uncredited)