Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

"The Army Will Never Be The Same"

2008

1h 40m

6.3(287 votes)

Comedy

Overview

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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Production Companies

Gerber Pictures

Millennium Media

Emmett/Furla Films

Cast & Crew

19 members

Acting

Jessica Simpson

Private Megan Valentine

Jessica Simpson

Acting

Vivica A. Fox

Sergeant Louisa Morely

Vivica A. Fox

Acting

Steve Guttenberg

Sidney Green

Steve Guttenberg

Acting

Aimee Garcia

Private Vicky Castillo

Aimee Garcia

Acting

Olesya Rulin

Private Petrovich

Olesya Rulin

Acting

Keiko Agena

Private Hailey Hamamori

Keiko Agena

Acting

Jill Marie Jones

Private Connie Johnson

Jill Marie Jones

Acting

Ryan Sypek

Sergeant Mills Evans

Ryan Sypek

Acting

Cheri Oteri

Private Jeter

Cheri Oteri

Acting

Gary Grubbs

Captain Greer

Gary Grubbs

Acting

Bryce Johnson

Derek O'Grady

Bryce Johnson

Acting

Floriana Tullio

Camille

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Acting

Katie Chonacas

Amber

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Acting

Andy Milonakis

Joe Kidd

Andy Milonakis

Acting

Jennifer Finley

Dolores

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Acting

Katherine Owens

Stylist

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Acting

Kurt Fuller

Cousin Barry

Kurt Fuller

Acting

James Harlon Palmer

Junior Agent (uncredited)

James Harlon Palmer

Acting

Desiree Page

Private Hammaori Sister

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