Safe Men

Safe Men

Safe Men

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Safe Men

"Welcome to the world of disorganised crime."

1998

1h 28m

5.5(55 votes)

Comedy

Crime

Overview

Two untalented singers are mistaken for a pair of major league safe crackers in Providence, Rhode Island. The two are pressed into service by the local hoodlums and quickly find themselves in conflict with their professional colleagues. Romantic interest is added by the daughter of the underworld leader who won't date the men she knows are gangsters.

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Production Companies

Universal Pictures

Videos & Trailers

1 video

Cast & Crew

31 members

Acting

Sam Rockwell

Samuel

Sam Rockwell

Acting

Steve Zahn

Eddie

Steve Zahn

Acting

Mark Ruffalo

Frank

Mark Ruffalo

Acting

Josh Pais

Mitchell

Josh Pais

Acting

Paul Giamatti

Veal Chop

Paul Giamatti

Acting

Michael Schmidt

Bernie Jr.

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Acting

Christina Kirk

Hannah

Christina Kirk

Acting

Raymond Serra

Barber

Raymond Serra

Acting

Harvey Fierstein

Good Stuff Leo

Harvey Fierstein

Acting

Michael Lerner

Big Fat Bernie Gayle

Michael Lerner

Directing

Michael Showalter

Larry

Michael Showalter

Writing

John Hamburg

Philip

John Hamburg

Acting

Ray Iannicelli

Swoop

Ray Iannicelli

Acting

Ali Marsh

Sherry

Ali Marsh

Acting

Jacob Reynolds

Cousin Ira

Jacob Reynolds

Acting

Peter Dinklage

Leflore

Peter Dinklage

Acting

Mark Shanahan

Party Coordinator

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Acting

Emily Doubilet

"Sweet" Denise Schneider

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Acting

Sidney Zubrow

Pappy

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Acting

Blue Moreno

M.C. Victor

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Acting

Ellen Hauptman

Joyce Kaufman

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Acting

John Tormey

Older Guy

John Tormey

Crew

Don Picard

Gunter

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Acting

Dee Dee Friedman

Barbara

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Acting

Carl Don

Hyman

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Acting

Allen Swift

Sol

Allen Swift

Acting

Seth Herzog

Gold Trophy

Seth Herzog

Acting

Richard Bolster

Gold Trophy

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Acting

Brian Mullen

Self

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Writing

Ian Helfer

Janusz

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Acting

Eric Bogosian

Edward Templeton Sr. (voice)

Eric Bogosian

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