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Blood Sugar

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Blood Sugar

"You only get to drink if you're willing to bite."

2026

0h 11m

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Comedy

Overview

Desperate to reinstate himself as cinema's top vampire, Dracula sells his castle to finance a vanity project that stars his roomate, a popular vampire influencer named Ishmael.

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Simon Mayer

Dracula / Ishmael / Magic Mirror / Newscaster

Joey Cerone

Barry Mulligan (voice)

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Directed by: Simon Mayer
Written by: Simon Mayer
Produced by: Ben Johnson
Simon Mayer

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