Chronicles Simpkins Will Cut Your Ass

Chronicles Simpkins Will Cut Your Ass

Chronicles Simpkins Will Cut Your Ass

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Chronicles Simpkins Will Cut Your Ass

2013

0h 10m

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Comedy

Drama

Overview

Sometimes winning at all costs means hurt feelings, hurt eyeballs, and hurt careers.

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Cast & Crew

6 members

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Maleah Renee

Chronicles Simpkins

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Alexa Hodzic

Rachel Melendez

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Gianna Gomez

Jessica

Gianna Gomez

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Brice Fisher

Billy Conn

Brice Fisher

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Justin Kirk

Mr. Finkle

Justin Kirk

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Samantha de Gyarfas

Sydney Burros (uncredited)

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