Agalmatophilia

Agalmatophilia

Agalmatophilia

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Agalmatophilia

"A Luxembourgish love story"

2026

0h 11m

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Pierre (Nicolas Lech) is madly in love with the "Gëlle Fra". But when fate intervenes, his unconventional love story suddenly teeters on the brink of collapse.

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