The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

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The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

"A How-To-Do-It Guide."

1999

1h 30m

5.9(70 votes)

Comedy

Romance

Science Fiction

Overview

David Hyde Pierce, playing an alien (credited as infinity-cubed in the opening credits), narrates a courtship in a late-20th century American city as an extraterrestrial nature documentary. The relationship "footage" is played straight, while the voice-over (with its most often wildly inaccurate theories) and elaborate visual metaphors add comedy.

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Cast & Crew

19 members

Acting

Mackenzie Astin

The Male

Mackenzie Astin

Acting

Carmen Electra

The Female

Carmen Electra

Acting

David Hyde Pierce

The Narrator

David Hyde Pierce

Acting

Markus Redmond

The Male's Friend

Markus Redmond

Acting

Lucy Liu

The Female's Asian Friend

Lucy Liu

Acting

Lisa Rotondi

The Female's Slutty Friend

Lisa Rotondi

Acting

Sharon Wyatt

The Male's Mother

Sharon Wyatt

Acting

Jack Kehler

The Male's Father

Jack Kehler

Acting

Leo Rossi

The Female's Father

Leo Rossi

Acting

Antonette Saftler

The Female's Mother

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Acting

Marc Blucas

The Female's Ex-Boyfriend

Marc Blucas

Acting

Anne Gee Byrd

The Female's Boss

Anne Gee Byrd

Acting

Eric Kushnick

The Female's Brother

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Acting

Linda Porter

The Wise Old Woman

Linda Porter

Acting

Tyler Abugov

The Female's Fantasy Son

No Image

Acting

Lynn Ann Leveridge

The Large Female

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Adam Abugov

The Male as a Cub

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Crew

William Morts

The Ex-Boyfriend's Friend

William Morts

Acting

Noah M. Breedon

The Baby

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