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"Don't bleed! Be sexy! Have a baby! But don't bleed! Be a sexy baby!"

2026

0h 5m

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Comedy

Horror

Overview

A bombardment of SQP commercials that highlight the irony of gatekeeping "true womanhood" by reducing gender to a mere bodily mechanism - one that must also. Never. Ever. Be. Shown. YUCK!

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Mer Film

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Cast & crew

4 featured cast members

Starring

Kathrine Thorborg Johansen

Kathrine Thorborg Johansen

Cool Baby

Emilie Stang

Cute Baby

Mia Brubakken Virik

New-Age Baby

Eric R. Williams

Eric R. Williams

Squishii Pad

Creative team

Directed by: Hedda Virik
Written by: Hedda Virik

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