Lifeline Express

Lifeline Express

Lifeline Express

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Lifeline Express

1984

1h 28m

5.3(3 votes)

Comedy

Horror

Overview

Kind-hearted Fatso Ng earnestly entreats Buddha to save his midget brother Tiger from an early death. In a passionate outburst, he pledges half his lifespan in return for sparing Tiger. It seems to work ....... too well. Fatso had been told last year by reliable fortune teller Big Mouth Kwan that he would have a long life, but his fortune has now changed. Meanwhile, Tiger is making the most of his renewed lease of life, working hard to get into the panties of three busty nurses. Fatso "spoils" the fun by following Big Mouth Kwan advice - avoid sex if you want any chance of changing your bad fortune. Fatso begins to lose his sanity and goes into the hospital. His only hope of being saved is the weird hospital shrink, who believes in the occult.

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7 members

Acting

鄭則仕

Fatso Ng

鄭則仕

Acting

泰迪羅賓

Tiger

泰迪羅賓

Acting

高雄

Professor Ho

Acting

Yam Choi-Bo

Nurse

Yam Choi-Bo

Production

Wellington Fung

Doctor

No Image

Acting

James Lai Wing-Keung

Shop Owner

James Lai Wing-Keung

Acting

Chan Hung

Unknown Role

Chan Hung

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