

"We are too high to help you."
Two young stoners mistakenly believe the American Civil War is being waged over the legalization of marijuana. They join the cause and embark on an epic journey that brings them face to face with the Union, the Confederacy, the Pony Express, and eventually Abraham Lincoln himself.
Trevor Moore / Various

Abraham Lincoln / Ulysses Grant / Various

Sam Brown / Various

Trevor's Dad / Various

Doug / Robert E. Lee / Various

Bob
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Irate Townsman (Uncredited)