
"They're tip-top snoopers in the tip-toe racket!"
Sach just lost his job as an assistant to a private detective, but he wasn't paid. Slip goes with him down to the detective's office to demand payment, but finds the office empty. A woman enters the office and mistakes Slip for the detective and convinces him to take on a case to find her sister after offering a $50 retainer.
Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney

Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones

Selena Webster

Gabe

Eleanor Williams

Whitey

Bobby

Chuck

Louie

Dr. Armand

Prof. Quizard

Alice

Dr. Rolfe Carter

Lennie the Meatball
Receptionist
Hasson / Richard

McGregor - Apartment Manager