Screwed

Screwed

Screwed

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Screwed

"Everyone gets it in the end."

2000

1h 21m

5.5(103 votes)

Action

Comedy

Overview

A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped.

Where to Watch

Rent

Amazon Video

Links & Resources

Social & External

Production Companies

Universal Pictures

Videos & Trailers

1 video

Cast & Crew

19 members

Acting

Norm Macdonald

Willard Fillmore

Norm Macdonald

Acting

Dave Chappelle

Rusty P. Hayes

Dave Chappelle

Acting

Danny DeVito

Grover Cleaver

Danny DeVito

Acting

Elaine Stritch

Miss Crock

Elaine Stritch

Acting

Daniel Benzali

Detective Tom Dewey

Daniel Benzali

Acting

Sherman Hemsley

Chip Oswald

Sherman Hemsley

Acting

Sarah Silverman

Hillary

Sarah Silverman

Acting

Malcolm Stewart

Roger

Malcolm Stewart

Acting

Lochlyn Munro

Officer Richardson

Lochlyn Munro

Acting

Brent Butt

Buddy

Brent Butt

Acting

Anthony Harrison

Buddy

Anthony Harrison

Acting

Brian Arnold

News Anchorman

Brian Arnold

Acting

Lorena Gale

Angry Momma

Lorena Gale

Acting

Mark Acheson

Mr. Kettle

Mark Acheson

Acting

Ken Kirzinger

Cop

Ken Kirzinger

Acting

Camille Sullivan

Flower Shop Clerk

Camille Sullivan

Acting

Tom Heaton

Morgue Janitor

Tom Heaton

Acting

Tygh Runyan

Cussing Guy

Tygh Runyan

Acting

April Telek

News Reporter

April Telek

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