

"Oh! What a Carry On When that Crazy Bunch Join the Police Force"
With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station. With help from Special Constable Gorse, they manage to totally wreck operations of the police force and let plenty of criminals get away, even before they arrive at the station. They all have to prove themselves or else they'll be out of a job and Sgt. Wilkins will be transferred.
Sergeant Frank Wilkins

Inspector Mills

Constable Charlie Constable

Special Constable Timothy Gorse

Constable Stanley Benson

Constable Tom Potter

Policewoman Gloria Passworthy

Sergeant Laura Moon

Sally Barry

Constable Thurston

Mrs. May

Willie's Mother

Herbert Hall

Policewoman Harrison

Jewel Thief

Store Manager

Detective Sergeant Liddell

Lady Mayoress
Deaf Old Lady

Woman Needing a Penny
Fluff's Owner

Citizen

Citizen

Citizen
Assistant Manager
Matt
Honoria
Eric
Shop Assistant
Miss Horton

Citizen
Pickpocket

Cliff
Shorty
Young Woman
Constable (uncredited)
Angry Citizen (uncredited)
Jeweller (uncredited)
Chief Constable (voice) (uncredited)

Angry Citizen (uncredited)
Van Man (uncredited)
(uncredited)

Tied-Up Man (uncredited)
Constable (uncredited)
Little Willie (uncredited)
Radio Actress (voice) (uncredited)
Jewel Thief (uncredited)
Wall-Eyed Man (uncredited)
Girl with Dog (uncredited)
Boy in Cart (uncredited)
Policeman (uncredited)
Constable (uncredited)
Constable (uncredited)
Newsvendor (uncredited)
Shopper (uncredited)
Angry Citizen (uncredited)
(uncredited)

Constable (uncredited)
Newspaper Man (uncredited)
Miss Horton (voice) (uncredited)

Radio Operator (uncredited)
Radio Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
Constable (uncredited)
Chauffeur (uncredited)

Shop Assistant (uncredited)
(uncredited)
