

"They're All In It For The Cash."
A local New York City mobster named Tony Thick is expecting $5 million in cash to be delivered by Lenny Long from Los Angeles. Soon enough he realizes Lenny is missing, and it's unknown whether he is dead or he stole the money and ran away. Thick sends Shady, his made man, to L.A. to look for the missing cash. In his search, Shady meets Lenny's baby-desperate wife Sally, his ditsy mistress Eve, his muscle headed brother Louis, his quirky neurosurgeon Dr. Hooker, and a crew of other nut jobs. None of them know where Lenny is or what happened to him, but they all know that Lenny promised them a share of the money. With Lenny discovered in the San Fernandino hospital, drifting in and out of a coma, Shady has to discover where the money is.
Sally Long

Lenny Long

Dr. Robert Hooker

Shady
Louis Long

Eve

Tony Thick

Simon

Carmine
Oscar
Javier
Nurse Eloise
Dr. Ritter
Nurse Gavin
Peter / Johnny Deal

Sam's Dad
Sylvester
Dude 1
Dude 2