Don't Touch my Bagpipes!

Don't Touch my Bagpipes!

Don't Touch my Bagpipes!

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Don't Touch my Bagpipes!

1980

1h 24m

6.0(2 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Gaëtan (Sim), a small-town hotelier, schemes to scrape together enough money to travel to Paris for a belote tournament, resorting to increasingly dubious tricks and hiding his savings inside his beloved bagpipes.

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10 featured cast members

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Sim

Sim

Gaëtan

Florence Blot

Mademoiselle Kerlouette

Henri Génès

Henri Génès

Riton

Jeannette Batti

Jeannette Batti

La femme d'Henri

Gérard Croce

Gérard Croce

Gus

Robert Rollis

Robert Rollis

Le patron du bistrot

Nicole Pescheux

La conductrice de car

Évelyne Broussole

La serveuse

Léon Marie

Le patron du garage

Luc Barney

Le cuisinier

Creative team

Directed by: Bernard Launois
Written by: Bernard Launois
Produced by: Bernard Launois

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