

"Hollywood had it coming"
When Jay and Silent Bob learn that their comic-book alter egos, Bluntman and Chronic, have been sold to Hollywood as part of a big-screen movie that leaves them out of any royalties, the pair travels to Tinseltown to sabotage the production.
Jay

Silent Bob

Holden McNeil / Ben Affleck

Justice

Sissy

Chrissy

Missy

Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly

Chaka Luther King

Brodie Bruce / Banky Edwards

Dante Hicks

Randal Graves

Sheriff

Hitchhiker

Nun

Brent

Matt Damon / Will Hunting

Reg Hartner

Jules Asner

Steve Kmetko

Pumpkin Escobar

Gus Van Sant

Chaka's Production Assistant

Wes Craven

Shannen Doherty

Cocknocker

Silent Bob's Mother

Baby Silent Bob

Jay's Mother

Baby Jay
Baby Jay (voice)
Passerby
Teen #1

Teen #2
Quick Stop Customer
Cop

Suzanne
The Guy

The Dude

Bookish Girl

Redhead Beauty
Deputy
Cop #1

Cop #2
Cop #3
Cop #4
Cop #5
Pizza Delivery Guy

Miramax Security Guard Gordon

GWH2 Assistant Director / Willam Black

GWH2 Clapper Loader
Bluntman & Chronic Assistant Director

Bluntman & Chronic Clapper Loader

William Dusky
Suburban Kid
Receptionist
Steve-Dave Pulasti

Walt Grover the Fanboy

Tricia Jones

Alyssa Jones

Hooper

That Woman (God)

Morris Day

The Time

The Time
The Time
The Time
The Time
Jason Biggs (uncredited)

Bus Passenger (uncredited)

Blue Collar Man (uncredited)
Cigarette Smoking Man (uncredited)

Pretty Blonde Comic Book Shopper (uncredited)

Convenience Store Girl (uncredited)
Mooby's Extra (uncredited)
Ghost (uncredited)
Movie Director (uncredited)

The C.L.I.T. (voice) (uncredited)
Comic Book Shopper #1 (uncredited)

Extra (uncredited)

Clapper Loader (uncredited)
Bus Driver (uncredited)
Gus Van Sant's Assistant (uncredited)
Quiet Scott (uncredited)
Miramax Security Guard #2 (uncredited)

James Van Der Beek (uncredited)

Clark / Scott William Winters (uncredited)

GWH2 Extra Glaring at PA (uncredited)