Portraits of Women

Portraits of Women

Portraits of Women

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Portraits of Women

1970

1h 30m

4.8(10 votes)

Comedy

Drama

Overview

Finnish porn movie producer Pertsa returns from America to his home country to continue his profession with hopelessly small budgets and incompetent casts and crews. A self-ironic satire about director Donner's scandalous fame in late 1960s Finland, notorious for a graphic long shot of his penis pointing northeast.

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21 members

Directing

Jörn Donner

Pertti 'Pertsa'

Jörn Donner

Acting

Ritva Vepsä

Saara Suominen

Ritva Vepsä

Acting

Kirsti Wallasvaara

Liisa

Kirsti Wallasvaara

Sound

Aarre Elo

Jussi

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Marianne Holmström

Ulla Carlsson

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Henrik Granö

Sven Pettersson

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Jaakko Talaskivi

Peter von Spaak (uncredited)

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Lennart Lauramaa

Producer (uncredited)

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Hannu Oravisto

Schoolboy (uncredited)

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Acting

Heli Sakki

Actress (uncredited)

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Directing

Pirjo Honkasalo

Film Crew Member (uncredited)

Pirjo Honkasalo

Directing

Anssi Mänttäri

Special Effects Man (uncredited)

Anssi Mänttäri

Acting

Jukka Sipilä

Real Estate Broker (uncredited)

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Helena Mäkelä

Reporter (uncredited)

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Henrik Lax

Mayor (uncredited)

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Aimo Paapio

Ulla's Father (uncredited)

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Elvi Saarnio

Ulla's Mother (uncredited)

Elvi Saarnio

Directing

Päivi Hartzell

Woman on Dock (uncredited)

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Directing

Liisa Helminen

Woman on Dock (uncredited)

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Camera

Paul Brück

Man on Dock (uncredited)

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Acting

Juhani Kumpulainen

Bailiff (uncredited)

Juhani Kumpulainen

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