God Has a Rap Sheet

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God Has a Rap Sheet

"Things aren't always what they seem..."

2003

1h 58m

2.0(1 votes)

Drama

Overview

8 men in a holding cell with a homeless man who claims to be God.

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40 members

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John Ford Noonan

God

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Peter Appel

Josh Zmirov

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Bonz Malone

Big Rolla Bills

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Mark Love

Anthony

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Shane Franklin

Ian

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Mohamed Djellouli

Mohamed

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Andre De Leon

Oscar

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Tommy Houlihan

Patrick

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William Smith

Lucifer

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Laura San Luis

Stripper #1

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Justine Noelle

Stripper #2

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Harley Flanagan

Irish Rogue

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Dirk Martin

Nazi

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Jeff Kovatch

Jewish Banker

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Michael Harkins

Trans Person

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Ron Balaguer

Trans Person

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Ken Sih

Pedophile

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Rick Li

Gay Guy

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Rabia Williams

Girl Who Rejects Ian

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Jim Thalman

Detective

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Tony Mangia

Rogue Friend of Anthony

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Scott Sherratt

1920s Police

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Jim Fletcher

1920s Police

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Denny Dale Bess

1920s Police

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Ramsay Davila

Scared Guy at Bar

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Gloria Pichhadze

Wife of Professor

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Salvatore Argano

Mobster

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Artie Lange

Unfunny Fat Guy At Bar

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James Lorinz

Unfunny Drunken Fool At Bar

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David John Bernardo

Unfunny Bald Guy At Bar

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Danielle Staub

Whore With Date At Restaurant

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Stu Alson

Guy With Whore Date

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Sammy Leonard

Crack Head

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Hugo Valentin

Crack Head

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Coati Mundi

Oscar's Dad

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Lee Quiñones

Heroin Addict

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Ken Mayo

Domino Player

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Anthony Peralo

Italian Club Guy

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Morgan Zvanut

Victim of Killer

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Elias Klarevas

Bartender

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