The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

"IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE."

2008

0h 10m

6.7(148 votes)

Comedy

Horror

Overview

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

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6 members

Acting

Paul Clemens

Jack Cucchiaio

Paul Clemens

Acting

Michael James Kacey

The Doctor

Michael James Kacey

Acting

Fay Kato

The Mystic

Fay Kato

Acting

Melissa Paladino

The Girlfriend

Melissa Paladino

Acting

Brian Rohan

The Murderer

Brian Rohan

Directing

Richard Gale

Narrator (voice)

Richard Gale

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