
"Hell ain't got a prayer."
Lucifer incites Heaven’s wrath by dispatching train cars of condemned souls a-crashin’ through the pearly gates. As God plots to put an end to the rebellious deeds, a fable is told, and the midway gets set for a fateful reunion between God’s Agent and Hell’s Painted Doll, promising to make sinner and saint alike scream Alleluia!
Lucifer

God

June / The Painted Doll

The Agent

Cora

Ms. Merrywood

The Publicist

The Magician

The Scorpion

The Major

The Designer

The Librarian

The Smith

The Twin

The Ticket Keeper

The Magician's Assistant
The Fool
The Watchword

The Harpist
Click / The Rosy Bayonettes

Twist / The Rosy Bayonettes
Lady of Virtue

Pearl / His Lady of Virtue
Geraldine / His Lady of Virtue

Lock / The Rosy Bayonettes

Virginia / His Lady of Virtue
Heaven's Elite
Heaven's Elite
Heaven's Denizen
Heaven's Denizen

Heaven's Denizen
Heaven's Denizen
Heaven's Denizen
Heaven's Denizen
Heaven's Denizen
Applicant
Applicant
Applicant
Applicant (as Natalie Castillo)

Applicant
Applicant
Translator Batez

Translator Bentz

Glad Hand
Glad Hand
Glad Hand
Lost Soul
Lost Soul
Lost Soul

Lost Soul
Lost Soul
Workhorse

Workhorse
Workhorse

Carney
Carnie