
"He's getting an F for Fabulous!"
Fabricating credentials to score a last-ditch job as a high school guidance counsellor, a boozing, drug-addled former child star becomes an improbable hit with his students by dispensing the worst advice possible, in this hilarious reprobate comedy from writer-director-star Pat Mills.
David Gold

Jabrielle

Principal Newman

Brenda

Scott Howell

Desmond

Rhonda Langdon
Brent ('Ghost')

Nisha
Mr. Schlitz

Mrs. Schlitz (as Jen Goodhue)
Ginny

Ms. Kim

Mr. Ball

Andrea Simms

The Real Roland Brown

Lisa the Valedictorian Slut
Alexondria the Goth

Glen the Sound Guy
Apathetic Cashier
Waiter

John

Meagan
Doctor
Ginny’s Husband

Katie / Tanning Specialist

Liquor Store Teen Boy #1

Liquor Store Teen Boy #2

Female News Anchor

Prisoner #1 (as Aaron Giberson)

Prisoner #2

Prisoner #3
Officer Stockwell
Denise Crain (voice)
Cassandra Crain (voice) (as Nadine Roden)

Male Reporter