We're No Animals

We're No Animals

We're No Animals

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We're No Animals

2013

1h 34m

4.6(19 votes)

Comedy

Drama

Overview

A Hollywood actor grows tired of making the same corporate movies, so he moves to Argentina to find more experimental and meaningful work.

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Production Companies

New Crime Productions

Pampa Films

Cast & Crew

18 members

Acting

John Cusack

Tony Lovecraft

John Cusack

Acting

Kevin Morris

Syd Kuliaky

No Image

Acting

Paul Hipp

Rudy Maravilla

Paul Hipp

Directing

Alejandro Agresti

Patrick Pesto

Alejandro Agresti

Acting

Al Pacino

The Agent

Al Pacino

Acting

Juana Viale

Conchita

Juana Viale

Acting

Romina Ricci

Rosita

Romina Ricci

Production

Pablo E. Bossi

Carlo Rossi

Pablo E. Bossi

Acting

Chloé Bello

Translator

No Image

Acting

Edda Bustamante

Adelina Sarmiento

Edda Bustamante

Acting

Luciana Salazar

Diva Serrano

Luciana Salazar

Acting

Pablo Ini

Buby Grossman

No Image

Acting

Leticia Brédice

Dalmacia

Leticia Brédice

Acting

María Abadi

Olinda

María Abadi

Acting

Norman Briski

Pérez Vidal

Norman Briski

Acting

Mario Alarcón

Gonzalito

Mario Alarcón

Acting

Héctor Díaz

Pacheco

Héctor Díaz

Acting

Lucila Solá

Amalia Agreste

Lucila Solá

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