
"Fate made them hostages. The media made them stars."
An alienated and misanthropic teenager gains sudden and unwanted celebrity status after he's taken hostage by terrorists where his indifference to their threats to kill him makes news headlines.
Cliff Spab

Wendy Pfister

Morrow Streeter

Monica Dice

Janet Streeter

Scott Spab

Joe Dice

Gerald Parsley

Al

Kristen

Babs Wyler

Sandy Hooten

Gary Coleman

Dick Zetterland

Mr. Spab

Mrs. Spab

Dolly

Earl

Kim Martin

Milt Morris

Allison Ash

Mindy Lawford

Phil Connors

Rita Connors
Johnny
Phil Donahue Clone / Sam Donaldson Clone / Alan Dershowitz / Ted Koppel Clone / Larry King Clone
Female Pantyhose Gunman

Pebbles Goren
Distressed Witness

Doctor Travis
Female Talent Agent
Male Talent Agent

Hotel Receptionist
Dori Smelling (as Stephanie Friedman)
Burger Boy Manager
Mayor

Nervous Lady on Talkshow
Teenage Girl on Talkshow
Woman at Homecoming
Burger Boy Worker
Burger Boy Worker
Burger Boy Worker
Reporter
Reporter
Reporter
Reporter
Reporter
Reporter

Reporter
Reporter
Photographer
Photographer
Photographer