

""You'd think if the Berk's going to get tied up with a stripper, he'd do it on the telly - not on the big screen where everyone can see it - Dirty little devil.""
Albert Steptoe and his son Harold are rag-and-bone men, complete with horse and cart to tour the neighbourhood. They also live together at the junk yard. Harold, who likes the bright lights in the West End of London, meets a stripper, marries her and takes her home. Albert is furious and tries every trick he knows to drive the new bride from his household.
Albert Steptoe

Harold Steptoe

Zita Steptoe

Albert, the Vicar

Chauffeur

Barman

Mrs. Smith
Mr. Smith
Pianist

Arthur
Mrs Hobbs
Compere

Hotel Doctor

Hotel Manager
Traffic Warden
Airline Clerk

Tramp
Flamenco Dancer
Flamenco Guitarist
Lady Courier

Bride
Baby
Baby
Strip Club Steward (uncredited)
Man (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Customs Official (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Terry (uncredited)

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Tramp (uncredited)

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Plumber (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
Strip Club Patron (uncredited)