Never Been Thawed

Never Been Thawed

Never Been Thawed

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Never Been Thawed

2005

1h 27m

4.2(7 votes)

Comedy

Overview

A hilarious mockumentary about the delicious hobby of frozen food collecting and Christian rock band, The Christers. The film follows the Mesa Frozen Entree Enthusiast's Club as they plan their first Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Convention.

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Cast & Crew

6 members

Acting

Greg Behrendt

Stan

Greg Behrendt

Acting

Kent Voss

Dan

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Writing

Sean Anders

Shawn

Sean Anders

Acting

Andrea Anders

Christian Band Slut

Andrea Anders

Acting

Shelly Frasier

Shelly / TTY Operator

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Acting

Mike Gordon

Vince

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