

"Guinness is Back...Working Wonders With Wile, Whimsey and Wit!"
The unassuming, nebbishy inventor Sidney Stratton creates a miraculous fabric that will never be dirty or worn out. Clearly he can make a fortune selling clothes made of the material, but may cause a crisis in the process. After all, once someone buys one of his suits they won't ever have to fix them or buy another one, and the clothing industry will collapse overnight. Nevertheless, Sidney is determined to put his invention on the market, forcing the clothing factory bigwigs to resort to more desperate measures...
Sidney Stratton

Daphne Birnley

Alan Birnley

Michael Corland

Sir John Kierlaw

Bertha

Cranford

The Tailor

Hoskins

Frank

Harry

Wilkins

Hill

Miss Johnson
Roberts

Green
Harrison

Mrs. Watson

Gladdie

Mill Girl

Knudsen
Mannering

Fotheringay

Wilson
Pete
Davidson

King

The Lodger

The Baker

1st Company Director
2nd Company Director
Express Reporter
Receptionist at Corland Mill
Taxi Driver

Nurse Gamage

Nightwatchman
Mill Worker (uncredited)
Mill Worker (uncredited)
Office Boy (uncredited)
Mill Worker (uncredited)

Mill Worker (uncredited)
Lab Technician (uncredited)
Reporter (uncredited)
Chauffeur (uncredited)
Mill Worker (uncredited)
Mill Worker (uncredited)
Mill Worker (uncredited)
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Mill Worker (uncredited)
Baker (uncredited)
Schoolgirl in Front of Class (uncredited)