CinemaOSMovie · 2003 · 1h 28m

Rich and Scary: Independent Soap Movie Experience

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A soap opera inspired by 80s dramas, following German mogul Michaela von Baer as she battles enemies to protect her company, “Von Baer Enterprises.” Her cousin, Russian starlet Clarissa Oktavia, is presumed dead by her psychiatrist, Dr. Ingolf Robert, but returns alive. Michaela’s nemesis, policewoman Penelope Stöcker, seeks revenge for her father’s suicide. Michaela loses everything and returns to Monaco. Police Inspector Brigitte Hasentritt, who investigated Clarissa’s murder, becomes a central figure, marrying one of Michaela’s ex-husbands, owning most of the company, and facing vampires and attack dogs. By the series’ end, all characters are vampires, crossdressers, or insane. The finale shows Clarissa being eaten by Penelope and Brigitte, Dr. Robert impersonating Clarissa, and Michaela dying from choking on a cheeseburger.

Directed byIngo Heise

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Status
Released
Runtime
1h 28m
Language
EN
Released
October 16, 2003
Studios
Jürgen Brüning Filmproduktion

Featuring

Cast & crew

4 credited
Starring

Kristina Bischoff

Brigitte Hasentritt

Clarissa Oktavia

Michaela von Baer

Isabelle Stoffel

Isabelle Stoffel

Angela Collins

Sinta Tamsjadi

Penelope Stöcker

Creative team
Directed by
Ingo Heise

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