The Honeymoon Machine

The Honeymoon Machine

The Honeymoon Machine

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The Honeymoon Machine

"Fits either sex... and makes nothing but laughter!"

1961

1h 27m

6.4(21 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Lt. Fergie Howard teams up with Lt. Beau Gilliam and Navy scientist Jason Eldridge to turn a supercomputer with missile-tracking capabilities into a tool to predict where a roulette ball will land. They dock in Venice, Italy, and begin making a killing at the casino, but their shore-to-ship signals get misinterpreted as signs of attack by Adm. Fitch, putting a serious crimp in the officers' get-rich-quick scheme.

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Production Companies

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

Cast & Crew

15 members

Acting

Steve McQueen

Lt. Ferguson 'Fergie' Howard

Steve McQueen

Acting

Brigid Bazlen

Julie Fitch

Brigid Bazlen

Acting

Jim Hutton

Jason Eldridge

Jim Hutton

Acting

Paula Prentiss

Pam Dunstan

Paula Prentiss

Acting

Dean Jagger

Admiral Fitch

Dean Jagger

Acting

Jack Weston

Signalman Burford Taylor

Jack Weston

Acting

Jack Mullaney

Lt. Beauregard 'Beau' Gilliam

Jack Mullaney

Acting

Marcel Hillaire

Inspector of casino games

Marcel Hillaire

Acting

Ben Astar

Russian consul

Ben Astar

Acting

William Lanteau

Tommy Dane

William Lanteau

Acting

Ken Lynch

Capt. James Angle

Ken Lynch

Acting

Simon Scott

Capt. Harvey Adam

Simon Scott

Acting

Norman Grabowski

Shipboard Signalman (uncredited)

Norman Grabowski

Acting

Bess Flowers

Bar Patron (uncredited)

Bess Flowers

Acting

Kenner G. Kemp

Casino Patron (uncredited)

Kenner G. Kemp

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