Self Helpless

Self Helpless

Self Helpless

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Self Helpless

"Bad Friends, Worse Advice"

2011

2h 8m

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Comedy

Overview

Four misguided friends head into the heart of Mexico in search of a great and all-knowing guru.

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Cast & Crew

12 members

Writing

Andrick Deppmeyer

The Drake

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Acting

Patrick Cassidy

John Candy

Patrick Cassidy

Directing

P.K. Simone

Simon

P.K. Simone

Writing

Adam Jaroszewski

Felix

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Kylie Clay

Vanessa

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Jaime Del Aguila

Juan

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Devin The Dude

The Dude

Devin The Dude

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Abel Gonzalez

Armando

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Alberto Gutierrez

Don Rodrigo

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Conor Long

Jerry

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Michael Long

Jim Johnson

Michael Long

Acting

Ellen J. Pilch

Diner Waitress

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