Purely Belter

Purely Belter

Purely Belter

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Purely Belter

"They're a couple of zeros short of a grand"

2000

1h 35m

6.6(31 votes)

Comedy

Drama

Overview

Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!

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Cast & Crew

22 members

Acting

Chris Beattie

Gerry McCarten

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Greg McLane

Sewell

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Charlie Hardwick

Mrs. McCarten

Charlie Hardwick

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Roy Hudd

Mr. Sewell

Roy Hudd

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Tim Healy

Mr. McCarten

Tim Healy

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Kevin Whately

Mr. Caird

Kevin Whately

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Kerry Ann Christiansen

Bridget

Kerry Ann Christiansen

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Jody Baldwin

Gemma

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Tracey Wilkinson

Mrs. Caird

Tracey Wilkinson

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Willie Ross

Ginga

Willie Ross

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Tracy Whitwell

Clare

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Su Elliot

Mrs Brabin

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Daniel James Lake

Matthew Brabin

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Libby Davison

Miss Warren

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Val McLane

Maureen

Val McLane

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Adam Fogerty

Zak

Adam Fogerty

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Anne Orwin

Auntie Maud

Anne Orwin

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Lynne Wilmot

Cashier

Lynne Wilmot

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Brendan P. Healy

Park Worker

Brendan P. Healy

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Alan Shearer

Himself

Alan Shearer

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Charlie Richmond

Mally

Charlie Richmond

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Billy Fane

Bingo caller

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