Long Flat Balls

Long Flat Balls

Long Flat Balls

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Long Flat Balls

2006

1h 37m

5.3(17 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Six guys from Norway go on a trip to Germany to cheer on Norway in the world Championship of football. But it isn't easy to put their normal life aside, not even for football.

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Zwart Arbeid

Cast & Crew

25 members

Acting

Jan Edgar Fjell

Edgar

Jan Edgar Fjell

Acting

Anders Fast Fjell

Øyvind

Anders Fast Fjell

Acting

Petter Jørgensen

Petter

Petter Jørgensen

Acting

Eirik Tobiassen

Karsten

Eirik Tobiassen

Acting

Kai Helge Hansen

Kai

Kai Helge Hansen

Acting

Frode Lie

Freddy

Frode Lie

Acting

Lars Olav Karlsen

Lars Olav Karlsen

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José Mourinho

Self

José Mourinho

Acting

Åge Hareide

Self

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Acting

Roman Roth

Klaus Bittman

Roman Roth

Acting

Henrik Morken Nielsen

Helge

Henrik Morken Nielsen

Acting

Vivi Haug

Øyvinds mor

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Mona Solhaug

Anne

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Kari Reinertsen

Kari

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Stine Bernitz

Laila

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Atle Jensen

Mobekkens advokat

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Arne Østgård

Mobekken

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Kirre Jansson

Mors advokat

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Ari Behn

Self

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Lars Olav Karlsen

Self

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Martin Bull Gudmundsen

Self

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Acting

Dorthe Skappel

Self

Dorthe Skappel

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Valgerd Svarstad Haugland

Self

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Elin Tvedt

Self

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Stig Inge Bjørnebye

Self

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