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Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

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2017
1h 35m
4.8(20 votes)
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A young Jehovah's Witness believes the ultimate punishment will be inflicted upon him for typical teenage activity. His life is rather grim until infatuation with a friend's older sister opens his eyes.

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