Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

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Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

2017

1h 35m

5.1(18 votes)

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A young Jehovah's Witness believes the ultimate punishment will be inflicted upon him for typical teenage activity. His life is rather grim until infatuation with a friend's older sister opens his eyes.

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15 members

Acting

Sasha Feldman

Gabe

Acting

Nicholas Harsin

Peter

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Acting

Kit DeZolt

Kien

Acting

Lauren Lakis

Karen

Acting

Paul Adelstein

Allen

Acting

Tara Summers

Linn

Acting

Reed Diamond

Brother Miller

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James Karen

Interviewee #1

Acting

Shari Belafonte

Flo

Acting

Sam Behrens

Elder #1

Writing

Rob Giles

Uncle Jeff

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Scott Atkinson

Terry

Directing

Charlie Buhler

Jasmine

Acting

Katherine Castillo

Camille

Acting

Margo Gignac

Stan

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Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

Overview

Where to Watch

Links & Resources

Cast & Crew

Sasha Feldman

Nicholas Harsin

Kit DeZolt

Lauren Lakis

Paul Adelstein

Tara Summers

Reed Diamond

James Karen

Shari Belafonte

Sam Behrens

Rob Giles

Scott Atkinson

Charlie Buhler

Katherine Castillo

Margo Gignac

Similar Movies

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Y Tu Mamá También

The Virgin Suicides

Alexander: The Other Side of Dawn

The Bug Killer

Sweat

Benji's Hour

Almost Famous

Closely Watched Trains

American Graffiti

Popular Music

Billy Elliot

Dirty Dancing

The 400 Blows

Grey

The End of Times

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14+: Continued

The Male Gaze: Fleeting Glances

Paranoid Park

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Mean Dreams

Titanic

Interstellar

Kingsman: The Secret Service

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La La Land

Pulp Fiction

Split

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Shutter Island

Inception

Atonement

Full Metal Jacket

The Danish Girl

Barbie

Silver Linings Playbook

American Psycho

2001: A Space Odyssey

The Lives of Others