Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa

Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa

Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa

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Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa

2010

1h 31m

5.5(9 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.

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Cast & Crew

31 members

Acting

Leon Schuster

Dr. Schuks Tshabalala / Various

Leon Schuster

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Alfred Ntombela

Alf (Shorty)

Alfred Ntombela

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Sean Higgs

Heinz

Sean Higgs

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Brent Palmer

Zach

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Tanit Phoenix

Sexy Nurse

Tanit Phoenix

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Matthew Dylan Roberts

Jean Pierre

Matthew Dylan Roberts

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Siobhan Hodgson

Maggie

Siobhan Hodgson

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Emily Child

Marge

Emily Child

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Karl Jansen

Yoti

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Maria Velanac

Yugi

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Brent Palmer

Zach

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Helen Li

Chow Fang

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Guilherme escobar

Jose

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Mehboob Bawa

Rajin

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Shirley Nixon

Melon lady

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Ronald France

Melon man

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Chris April

Spaza owner

Chris April

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Elton Jansen

Singing beggar

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Marilyn Persson

Sister Naude

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Alistair Davis

Airbag guy

Alistair Davis

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Sarah-Kate Seaward

House owner

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Paddy Cavanagh

Old lady in car park

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Oliver Bailey

Spaza shop thief

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Gray Hofmeyr

BEE guy

Gray Hofmeyr

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Sarah Muhoho

Woman in labour

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Sean Redpath

Italian holiday maker

Sean Redpath

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Duncan Wheatley

Vuvuzela guy

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Alan Boesak

Self

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Rob van Vuuren

Self

Rob van Vuuren

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Helen Zille

Self

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Peter de Villiers

Self

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