Guy Who’s Too Cheap To Pay An Assassin

Guy Who’s Too Cheap To Pay An Assassin

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Guy Who’s Too Cheap To Pay An Assassin

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Comedy

Overview

A man tries to hire a hitman to kill his wife, even though he cannot pay him.

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4 members

Acting

George Basil

Hitman

George Basil

Acting

Lauren Davis

Hitwoman

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Writing

Dan Siegel

Dan Kaller

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Michele Love Santoro

Megan Kaller

Michele Love Santoro

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